Got a very short and funny joke from Hit FM this morning during drive to office.
"Long long time ago, that's a guy propose to a girl.
The girl reject it.
After all the guy life happy forever."
Wahahahahahaha~!!!
So simple and short but so damn funny after come out from "her" mouth!
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Monday, November 12, 2007
I am still in Holiday mood....
Was back from Penang last night around 11pm,
than bring my brother which already in KL sister house to visit my future room at Puchong.
When the time really back to sleep already midnight 2am.
This morning wake up like zombie...lucky still manage to reach office on time.
Busy here and making noise there...Ar~again first day of the week end up peacefully!
than bring my brother which already in KL sister house to visit my future room at Puchong.
When the time really back to sleep already midnight 2am.
This morning wake up like zombie...lucky still manage to reach office on time.
Busy here and making noise there...Ar~again first day of the week end up peacefully!
Friday, November 9, 2007
My Wheel show me how money can fly away...
Last Wednesday I was driving back to Penang after work from KL office.
Hit KL tol Plaza around 7pm++ not driving fast...most of time 110-120km/h...
okok...sometime is 130-140km/h...
...errr...alright I admit it the faster I go is 160km/h...I want to reach Penang early ma...
Traffic quite smooth although is Deepavali eve...may be because I am travel early that night.
Until somewhere near Bukit Merah my back wheel come out very weird sound...
so I am shut down my MP3 and listern carefully...
"what is that shhhuuuuuujooooo~sound come from?"...shit...don't know why...
my back wheel jam by don't know what reason!!!
I slow down my car until 80km/h with double signal and drive to nearest rest station...
...shit shit shit...my right hand real wheel hup spraying out the red oil thing...
Damn I just fix this wheel week ago because the bearing nut spoild now it happen again???
I give my brother a call about this...my stupid brother keep laugh on me...drive slow lor what to do...
I know tolling a car back to Penang are cost me RM200...
I damn kelukut(Stingy) and calculative 1...so drive back slowly lor...
some time the sound make noise I will slow down to 70~60km/h...
when he not making noise and "I forgot" still can go until 110km/h!(lucky the wheel not fall out)
When the time I reaching my house already 10:30pm...
find a place to park my car than me and my family come point here point there...
What else can do? Sleep 1st next day only ask someone to fix it!
So next day my father friend (which use to fix all my family car few year already) come and collect it 2pm...and wooooo...his give my dad a call...
I am damn lucky the car still can drive me back safely to Penang.
When he manage to open the car wheel cover...the whell was just pull out together...
THE...WHEEL...WAS...JUST...PULL...OUT...TOGETHER...WITH...THE...WHEEL...COVER...
...yes...you allow to read it few time and I can told you are not reading wrong...
damn it the whell bearing I replace last week was totally crack to don't know how many piece...
and the brake hub bearing hole already mealt until run out the shape...
...your total bill are RM265 and welcome back again..."
my RM265 fly fly fly away...T^T
ok...at least I still manage to get back Penang safely...
must do more charity thing de...
wait...I haven't pay my montly car installment yet...arrrrggggg!!!
Hit KL tol Plaza around 7pm++ not driving fast...most of time 110-120km/h...
okok...sometime is 130-140km/h...
...errr...alright I admit it the faster I go is 160km/h...I want to reach Penang early ma...
Traffic quite smooth although is Deepavali eve...may be because I am travel early that night.
Until somewhere near Bukit Merah my back wheel come out very weird sound...
so I am shut down my MP3 and listern carefully...
"what is that shhhuuuuuujooooo~sound come from?"...shit...don't know why...
my back wheel jam by don't know what reason!!!
I slow down my car until 80km/h with double signal and drive to nearest rest station...
...shit shit shit...my right hand real wheel hup spraying out the red oil thing...
Damn I just fix this wheel week ago because the bearing nut spoild now it happen again???
I give my brother a call about this...my stupid brother keep laugh on me...drive slow lor what to do...
I know tolling a car back to Penang are cost me RM200...
I damn kelukut(Stingy) and calculative 1...so drive back slowly lor...
some time the sound make noise I will slow down to 70~60km/h...
when he not making noise and "I forgot" still can go until 110km/h!(lucky the wheel not fall out)
When the time I reaching my house already 10:30pm...
find a place to park my car than me and my family come point here point there...
What else can do? Sleep 1st next day only ask someone to fix it!
So next day my father friend (which use to fix all my family car few year already) come and collect it 2pm...and wooooo...his give my dad a call...
I am damn lucky the car still can drive me back safely to Penang.
When he manage to open the car wheel cover...the whell was just pull out together...
THE...WHEEL...WAS...JUST...PULL...OUT...TOGETHER...WITH...THE...WHEEL...COVER...
...yes...you allow to read it few time and I can told you are not reading wrong...
damn it the whell bearing I replace last week was totally crack to don't know how many piece...
and the brake hub bearing hole already mealt until run out the shape...
...your total bill are RM265 and welcome back again..."
my RM265 fly fly fly away...T^T
ok...at least I still manage to get back Penang safely...
must do more charity thing de...
wait...I haven't pay my montly car installment yet...arrrrggggg!!!
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Guess What you eating...Joke!
Got this joke from my friend Nicolas at Office last time...kns stupid...
Once there was a family who was given
some venison by a friend. The wife
cooked up the deer steaks, and served
it to the husband and children.
The husband thought it would be fun to
have the children guess what it was
that they were eating.
"Is is beef?" The daughter Katie
asked.
"Nope."
"Is it pork?" the son Willie asked.
"Nope."
"Heck, we don't know, Dad!" Willie
exclaimed.
"I'll give you a clue," the Dad
said, "It's what your mom sometimes
calls me."
"Spit it out, Willie!" cried
Katie, "We're eating Asshole!!"
Once there was a family who was given
some venison by a friend. The wife
cooked up the deer steaks, and served
it to the husband and children.
The husband thought it would be fun to
have the children guess what it was
that they were eating.
"Is is beef?" The daughter Katie
asked.
"Nope."
"Is it pork?" the son Willie asked.
"Nope."
"Heck, we don't know, Dad!" Willie
exclaimed.
"I'll give you a clue," the Dad
said, "It's what your mom sometimes
calls me."
"Spit it out, Willie!" cried
Katie, "We're eating Asshole!!"
Deepavaliiiiiii~!!!
Rush rush rush!!! Was rushing whole morning to help Wesley finish a proposer(for Kuching File Server Folder Structure)
Althought it is a rushing work but the result was't bad...hmmmmmm(surpose to done it last 2 weeks...opps...wakakaka).
By the way that's another happy thing to be celebrate...Deepavali!!!!
Will be back to PENANG because got 4 days HOLIDAY!!! I LOVE U Deepavali!!!!
Well will stop bloging 4 day too...Don't miss me ya!
Althought it is a rushing work but the result was't bad...hmmmmmm(surpose to done it last 2 weeks...opps...wakakaka).
By the way that's another happy thing to be celebrate...Deepavali!!!!
Will be back to PENANG because got 4 days HOLIDAY!!! I LOVE U Deepavali!!!!
Well will stop bloging 4 day too...Don't miss me ya!
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Goods sold are not returnable? Legal Issue on Contract Law in M'sia
Legal Issue on Contract Law in Malaysia - Good for us to know
This is something I like to share with you from one of my seminar recently. If you find this informative, pls circulate. It was conducted by A/P Catherine Tay on Legal issues in E-commerce.
Notice that most of the time, the receipt / invoice you received from the merchant carries this exclusion clause or similarly worded statement: "Goods sold are not returnable" or "No refund once sold".
The thing that I have learnt from her is that: "As long as your good is purchased for home use and not for business (i.e. to be resold), the above exclusion clause is VOID.
That means, as long as the good is defective, regardless of what is worded; you CAN get back all your money spent. You do not have to accept a repair on the good or an exchange. You CAN ask for a refund. AND you are LEGALLY right and entitled to! What a relevation!!
And most of the times the merchant will refuse to return you your money.
Her advice? >From her own experience ( and no less than 7 and all successful!), she will threaten the merchant with four words: "SEE YOU IN COURT!"
The court here refers to the Small Claims Tribunal Court.
However, you don't have to tell them what court! All you have to pay is RM10 admin fee and the loser (the merchant) will have to refund you the money PLUS the admin fee!
She shared this with us because she felt that even educated people are cowed by such unfair wording (which includes her jaded friends who are not lawyers).
Pls try not to let the merchant fleece you the next time you have a defective good.
I know where to file this. On the 16th floor of Putra Place (The Mall opposite Putra World Trade Centre) . The form cost RM5.00. The Tribunal will settle within 2 months period.
Tribunal Tuntutan Pengguna Malaysia,
Tingkat 16, Putra Place,
100, Jalan Putra,
50622 KUALA LUMPUR
Tel: 03 - 40492300 / 40424181 Fax: 03 - 40424259
This is something I like to share with you from one of my seminar recently. If you find this informative, pls circulate. It was conducted by A/P Catherine Tay on Legal issues in E-commerce.
Notice that most of the time, the receipt / invoice you received from the merchant carries this exclusion clause or similarly worded statement: "Goods sold are not returnable" or "No refund once sold".
The thing that I have learnt from her is that: "As long as your good is purchased for home use and not for business (i.e. to be resold), the above exclusion clause is VOID.
That means, as long as the good is defective, regardless of what is worded; you CAN get back all your money spent. You do not have to accept a repair on the good or an exchange. You CAN ask for a refund. AND you are LEGALLY right and entitled to! What a relevation!!
And most of the times the merchant will refuse to return you your money.
Her advice? >From her own experience ( and no less than 7 and all successful!), she will threaten the merchant with four words: "SEE YOU IN COURT!"
The court here refers to the Small Claims Tribunal Court.
However, you don't have to tell them what court! All you have to pay is RM10 admin fee and the loser (the merchant) will have to refund you the money PLUS the admin fee!
She shared this with us because she felt that even educated people are cowed by such unfair wording (which includes her jaded friends who are not lawyers).
Pls try not to let the merchant fleece you the next time you have a defective good.
I know where to file this. On the 16th floor of Putra Place (The Mall opposite Putra World Trade Centre) . The form cost RM5.00. The Tribunal will settle within 2 months period.
Tribunal Tuntutan Pengguna Malaysia,
Tingkat 16, Putra Place,
100, Jalan Putra,
50622 KUALA LUMPUR
Tel: 03 - 40492300 / 40424181 Fax: 03 - 40424259
Its Time For a Lesson...
Its Time For a Lesson...
LAW OF THE GARBAGE TRUCK - Let the garbage go by.
By David J. Pollay
How often do you let other people's nonsense change your mood? Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss, or an insensitive employee ruin your day? Unless you're the Terminator, for an instant you're probably set back on your heels.
However, the mark of a successful person is how quickly she can get back her focus on what's important.
Sixteen years ago I learned this lesson. I learned it in the back of a New York City taxi cab. Here's what happened.
I hopped in a taxi, and we took off for Grand Central Station. We were driving in the right lane when all of a sudden, and I mean without warning, a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded and missed the other car's back end by just inches.
Here's what happened next. The driver of the other car, the guy who almost caused a big accident, whipped his head around and he started yelling bad words at us. How do I know? Ask any New Yorker, some words in New York come with a special face.
Now, here's what blew me away. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was friendly. So, I said, "Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!" And this is when my taxi driver told me what I now call, "The Law of the Garbage Truck."
Many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it. And if you let them, they'll dump it on you.
When someone wants to dump on you, don't take it personally. You just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. You'll be happy you did. I guarantee it.
So this was it: The "Law of the Garbage Truck." I started thinking, how often do I let Garbage Trucks run right over me? And how often do I take their garbage and spread it to other people: at work, at home, on the streets? It was that day I said, "I'm not going to do it anymore."
Well now "I see Garbage Trucks." I see the load they're carrying. I see them coming to drop it off.
And like my Taxi Driver, I don't make it a personal thing; I just smile, wave, wish them well, and I move on.
One of my favorite Football players of all time, Walter Payton, did this every day on the football field. He would jump up as quickly as he hit the ground after being tackled. He never dwelled on a hit. Payton was ready to make the next play his best. Good leaders know they have to be ready for their next meeting. Good parents know that they have to welcome their children home from school with hugs and kisses.
Leaders and parents know that they have to be fully present, and at their best for the people they care about.
The bottom line is that successful people do not let Garbage Trucks take over their day. What about you? What would happen in your life, starting today, if you let more garbage trucks pass you by?
Here's my bet. You'll be happier. I guarantee it.
LAW OF THE GARBAGE TRUCK - Let the garbage go by.
By David J. Pollay
How often do you let other people's nonsense change your mood? Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss, or an insensitive employee ruin your day? Unless you're the Terminator, for an instant you're probably set back on your heels.
However, the mark of a successful person is how quickly she can get back her focus on what's important.
Sixteen years ago I learned this lesson. I learned it in the back of a New York City taxi cab. Here's what happened.
I hopped in a taxi, and we took off for Grand Central Station. We were driving in the right lane when all of a sudden, and I mean without warning, a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded and missed the other car's back end by just inches.
Here's what happened next. The driver of the other car, the guy who almost caused a big accident, whipped his head around and he started yelling bad words at us. How do I know? Ask any New Yorker, some words in New York come with a special face.
Now, here's what blew me away. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was friendly. So, I said, "Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!" And this is when my taxi driver told me what I now call, "The Law of the Garbage Truck."
Many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it. And if you let them, they'll dump it on you.
When someone wants to dump on you, don't take it personally. You just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. You'll be happy you did. I guarantee it.
So this was it: The "Law of the Garbage Truck." I started thinking, how often do I let Garbage Trucks run right over me? And how often do I take their garbage and spread it to other people: at work, at home, on the streets? It was that day I said, "I'm not going to do it anymore."
Well now "I see Garbage Trucks." I see the load they're carrying. I see them coming to drop it off.
And like my Taxi Driver, I don't make it a personal thing; I just smile, wave, wish them well, and I move on.
One of my favorite Football players of all time, Walter Payton, did this every day on the football field. He would jump up as quickly as he hit the ground after being tackled. He never dwelled on a hit. Payton was ready to make the next play his best. Good leaders know they have to be ready for their next meeting. Good parents know that they have to welcome their children home from school with hugs and kisses.
Leaders and parents know that they have to be fully present, and at their best for the people they care about.
The bottom line is that successful people do not let Garbage Trucks take over their day. What about you? What would happen in your life, starting today, if you let more garbage trucks pass you by?
Here's my bet. You'll be happier. I guarantee it.
WewwwwwoooooOOO~!!!
Now I have my new blog started to practice my English...
Welcome to whoever drop by my blog...
please don't complain you are vomit blood after reading my english...kekekeke
Well have to say thank to Dr.Yeoh allow my colleague bloging arround at my office now
SO MY FRIEND~MY COLLEAGUE~LET BLOGGER PARTY IN OFFICE!!! WAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
*...opps...I forgot I am system admin in the company...
but is ok...hmm...where is the erase button?
Welcome to whoever drop by my blog...
please don't complain you are vomit blood after reading my english...kekekeke
Well have to say thank to Dr.Yeoh allow my colleague bloging arround at my office now
SO MY FRIEND~MY COLLEAGUE~LET BLOGGER PARTY IN OFFICE!!! WAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
*...opps...I forgot I am system admin in the company...
but is ok...hmm...where is the erase button?
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