Andy Lau Everyone is Number One

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Focus on Problems vs. Focus on Solution

When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they
found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero gravity
(Ink won't flow down to the writing surface).

In order to solve this problem, it took them one decade and
$12 million.

They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside
down, underwater, in practically any surface including
crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to
over 300 degrees C.

And what did Russians do???

The Russians used a Pencil!!!
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One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese
management was the case of the empty soap box, which
happened in one of Japan's biggest cosmetics companies.


The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought
a soap box that was empty.

Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the
assembly line, which transported all the
packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department.

For some reason, one soap box went through the assembly
line empty.

Management asked its engineers to solve the problem.

Post-haste, the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray
machine with high-resolution monitors manned by two people
to watch all the soap boxes that passed through the line to
make sure they were not empty.

No doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast but they
spent whoopee amount to do so.

But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was
posed with the same problem, he did not get into
complications of X-rays, etc but instead came out with
another solution.

He bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed it
at the assembly line.

He switched the fan on, and as each soap box passed the
fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line.

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Moral of the story: KISS (Keep It Simple, Stupid) i.e.
always look for simple solutions.

Devise the simplest possible solution that solves the
problem

Moral of the story: The importance of being simple .....

So, learn to focus on solutions not on problems.

"If you look at what you do not have in life, you
don't have anything"

Friday, March 7, 2008

I am not Sorry to post this... this is a true~ALL INDIANS AND CHINESE MUST READ

Vote the opposition doesn't mean we are anti-government or we do not love this country!

Because: We love this country, we NEED to stand up and ensure this country not to be run by these hypocrites and weak government FREELY with unlimited resources!

Recently, MCA keep on saying , "Again, we managed to "fight" for another xx millions for xx Chinese schools."

SILLY!! What do they mean by "fight"? Don't you think it should be their jobs???
Why "fight"? It should be their duty!!

Do the Malays need to fight for their mosques and schools??

Don't you think they are just like dogs around the master's table barking till their throats drop.. then they will get a bone tagged with a pcs of skin. And they "shout" to the whole world. They managed to "fight" for something !!! Pathetic!
Answer is
:- they are too weak in BN!! They have to beg and fight..!!

BN wants to win? NO, UMNO wants to win!
They need some "running dogs"..they throw some bones out..so that these dogs can share the "good"news..!

Yes, Shouldn't blame the Malays..!!

We, Chinese and Indians are to be blamed as we "willingly" :-
- surrender our rights to them
- surrender our children's education's opportunities to them
- surrender our dignities to them
(even they have asked us to leave Malaysia for hundred times. still our MCA keep quiet like dogs..)
- surrender our 30% shares and much more with the NEP.for so many years..
- surrender our future in this country..

What do we care? Tomorrow still can eat pork or not? Can "yam seng" or not? Is that what we care only?

What make us feel that if
the BN can't get the 2/3, then we don't have pork to eat?

WHO always "remind" us that if BN can't get 2/3, there will be May13?

You still want to be threaten??

Still remember that I read an article from PAS:-

UMNO, please don't threaten our Chinese friends again with the old tricks :- MAY13 issue
Listen, before you touch our Chinese friends, you have to walk pass our dead body 1st..
We won't let you harm them.!!

I'm touched!. I believe our poor Malay friends have seen the TRUE UGLY face from their leaders!!
They know well, 30% or even 90% shares given to BUMI won't benefit them at all, except those in UMNOs.

A lot of them have woke up, are you still asleep!??

Can you still don't bother???

WAKE UP!!!!!

Me too, love this country, do u??

Thursday, December 6, 2007

CONSTRUCTION TERMINOLOGY

TO ALL ENGINEERS
Where do you fit??

CONSTRUCTION TERMINOLOGY

Project Manager : is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

Construction Manager : is one who thinks a singlewoman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Contract manager : is one who asks if the baby is inthe budget (and if it saves money to adopt).

Project Engineer : is a person who thinks he candeliver a baby if no man and woman are available.

Section Engineer : is a Person who thinks it will take18 months to deliver a baby.

Design Engineers : are still! l figuring out how to produce a baby.

Procurement Team : thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

Document Control Team : thinks they don't carewhether the child is delivered they'll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor : is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

Site Engineers : don't care...they just want thewoman!!!

Client : is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.Last but not Least

QUANTITY SURVEYOR : is the one who wait for the babyto be delivered, so that they can make claim to be itsFather

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Head up my friend! Hope not something you can found and pick up on the floor.

"Head up my friend! Hope not something you can found and pick up on the floor."

Know this from a comic book call ZETMAN long time ago...suddenly remind me when I am in demotivate time...Hmmmm~NEVER GIVE UP!!!

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Got a very short and funny joke from Hit FM this morning during drive to office.

"Long long time ago, that's a guy propose to a girl.
The girl reject it.
After all the guy life happy forever."

Wahahahahahaha~!!!
So simple and short but so damn funny after come out from "her" mouth!

Monday, November 12, 2007

I am still in Holiday mood....

Was back from Penang last night around 11pm,
than bring my brother which already in KL sister house to visit my future room at Puchong.
When the time really back to sleep already midnight 2am.

This morning wake up like zombie...lucky still manage to reach office on time.
Busy here and making noise there...Ar~again first day of the week end up peacefully!

Friday, November 9, 2007

My Wheel show me how money can fly away...

Last Wednesday I was driving back to Penang after work from KL office.
Hit KL tol Plaza around 7pm++ not driving fast...most of time 110-120km/h...
okok...sometime is 130-140km/h...
...errr...alright I admit it the faster I go is 160km/h...I want to reach Penang early ma...

Traffic quite smooth although is Deepavali eve...may be because I am travel early that night.
Until somewhere near Bukit Merah my back wheel come out very weird sound...
so I am shut down my MP3 and listern carefully...
"what is that shhhuuuuuujooooo~sound come from?"...shit...don't know why...
my back wheel jam by don't know what reason!!!

I slow down my car until 80km/h with double signal and drive to nearest rest station...
...shit shit shit...my right hand real wheel hup spraying out the red oil thing...
Damn I just fix this wheel week ago because the bearing nut spoild now it happen again???

I give my brother a call about this...my stupid brother keep laugh on me...drive slow lor what to do...

I know tolling a car back to Penang are cost me RM200...
I damn kelukut(Stingy) and calculative 1...so drive back slowly lor...
some time the sound make noise I will slow down to 70~60km/h...
when he not making noise and "I forgot" still can go until 110km/h!(lucky the wheel not fall out)

When the time I reaching my house already 10:30pm...
find a place to park my car than me and my family come point here point there...
What else can do? Sleep 1st next day only ask someone to fix it!

So next day my father friend (which use to fix all my family car few year already) come and collect it 2pm...and wooooo...his give my dad a call...
I am damn lucky the car still can drive me back safely to Penang.
When he manage to open the car wheel cover...the whell was just pull out together...

THE...WHEEL...WAS...JUST...PULL...OUT...TOGETHER...WITH...THE...WHEEL...COVER...

...yes...you allow to read it few time and I can told you are not reading wrong...
damn it the whell bearing I replace last week was totally crack to don't know how many piece...
and the brake hub bearing hole already mealt until run out the shape...

...your total bill are RM265 and welcome back again..."
my RM265 fly fly fly away...T^T
ok...at least I still manage to get back Penang safely...
must do more charity thing de...

wait...I haven't pay my montly car installment yet...arrrrggggg!!!