TO ALL ENGINEERS
Where do you fit??
CONSTRUCTION TERMINOLOGY
Project Manager : is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
Construction Manager : is one who thinks a singlewoman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Contract manager : is one who asks if the baby is inthe budget (and if it saves money to adopt).
Project Engineer : is a person who thinks he candeliver a baby if no man and woman are available.
Section Engineer : is a Person who thinks it will take18 months to deliver a baby.
Design Engineers : are still! l figuring out how to produce a baby.
Procurement Team : thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
Document Control Team : thinks they don't carewhether the child is delivered they'll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor : is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
Site Engineers : don't care...they just want thewoman!!!
Client : is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.Last but not Least
QUANTITY SURVEYOR : is the one who wait for the babyto be delivered, so that they can make claim to be itsFather
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